My name is just under the first black bar...Kong Shu-wen (孔書文). My birthday is listed under my name as 52/03/05 because everyone magically ages 11 years when they come to Taiwan. (Not really. The year isn't counted from the birth of Jesus, but from the country's founding in 1911. So, in Taiwan, I wasn't born in "1952", just "52.")
Since I have a small scooter (50cc) I only had to take the written driving test; yet, I failed it the first time I took it. Why did I fail it? No, the test wasn't in Chinese. However, it wasn't quite in English, either.
The following are some actual questions from the test, exactly as they are written. The answers appear at the end of this blog entry (don't cheat!)
Here's an easy, just-takes-common-sense, question:
A. True or False -- Pedestrians, motorcycles, tricycles are allowed on highways. ("Tricycles" will probably give away the answer)
But they can get tricky:
B. True or False -- Heavy motorcycles include common heavy motorcycles and big heavy motorcycles.
OK, you got a 50-50 shot at T/F questions. Let's decrease those odds a bit with some tricky multiple choice questions...
C. Number plate:
1) must be hung in the fixed place
2) can be hung anywhere
3) do whatever (Did a stoner write this question?)
Not challenging enough, you say? Ok then...
D. Signs and lines can be classified as:
1) warning, prohibition, indication
2) warning, prohibition, restriction
3) all the above
E. Motorcycles running with extremely low or high speed, due to:
1) good stability
2) bad stability
3) doesn't matter
the driver must use good skills to adjust for a smooth driving.
Here are some interesting ones...
F. I am a good driver, I obey all traffic laws. I want the highway patrol to:
1) be more strict
2) be relaxed
3) just check but not report
G. When a motorcyclist is not happy, usually he/she:
1) is emotionless
2) is not compassionate
3) is angry
H. If a motorcyclist wants to show national pride, enhance social safety and family happiness, he/she must:
1) drive ethically and obey the law
2) have great driving skills
3) stop smoking and drinking
From the wtf files:
I. Motorcyclist's clothing:
1) is free
2) slippers are ok
3) must be clean
Can't forget road signs...
1) jolted road
3) protruding road
1) jolted road
2) protruding road
3) low lying road
1) no passing
2) no parking
3) no temporary parking
1) no parking
2) no temporary parking
3) no cars
Here's a freebie; just wanted to throw it in because I thought it was unusual. It means No animal cars and tricycles.
The actual test has 40 questions; you must get 85% to pass. The first time I got 82.5%, but this time I got 97.5%...missed only one question!
How did you do? The answers are below.
A. F; B. F (Believe it or not, "commom heavy motorcycles" are "heavy motorcycles", but "big heavy motorcycles" are not!); C. 1; D. 1; E. 2; F. 1; G. 3; H. 1; I. 3 (guess I can get a ticket for wearing dirty clothes?); J. 3; K. 1; L. 2; M. 2